Rey Mysterio is a murderer.

Hello.
This is Vince McMahon.

Due to Dans rule over the WWE. I have been forced to console my feelings on this internet blog.

Its my unfortunate duty to inform you that Rey Mysterio is in fact a murderer. 

ladies and gentlemen. Last night on Monday Night Raw, the WWE presented a special tribute show, recognizing the career of Rey Mysterio. However, now some 26 hours later, the facts of this horrific tragedy are now apparent. Therefore, other than my comments now, there will be no mention of Rey Mtsterios name from after this post. On the contrary, tonight's blog will be dedicated to everyone who has been affected by this terrible incident. This evening marks the first step of the healing process. Tonight, WWE performers will do what they do better than anyone else in the world: Preform for me
-Vince McMahon 22/3/15

Rey Myserio was born December 11, 1974.
He was never a big man. But he quickly became recognized on Smackdown: here comes the pain!
 

Rey Mysterio long before the murder of  Perro Aguayo Jr.

When i first signed him, i had no idea he would end up being a murderer. 

I didnt think i would have to make another video like this one.

Its not the first time i have had to deal with my employers murdering people.

Back in the days when Rey could still wrestle without a shirt.

 But things made a turn for the worst with Rey.
After Eddie murdered him self. Rey develepoed a junk food habit. He grew fatter and fatter.

I tried to make him feel better by giving Eddie Guerreros widow some employment.

Eddie Guerreros widow employment.

But it was to no avail. I guess Rey took my message of "i want big men" to seriously.
And it eventually got too the point that we could no longer show Rey Mysterio topless in the P-G era of wrestling.

Just to fat

The scary thing is. We know Rey has killed.


The question is....

 Who will be next? 

Hashtag# Dontkillmyfaimly

-Vince McMahon